Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:39 pm

Correct bridesmaids dresses are in and fit everyone nicely!

Ring is being resized.

Bridal portraits tomorrow at Mount Hope Plantation and we're hoping this morning's rain does not return and that everything outside dries up quickly! going to pick up my bouquet and head wreath this afternoon for the pictures.

Met with church music coordinator and got the ceremony music all planned out.

Soon to be mother in law sent us all this to give us a few pre-wedding giggles:

From: Subject: How to be a gracious bitch Date: Tues. 23, 2010 HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'' (NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?) __________________________________ Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

The runaway train is gaining speed!